09 February 2006 Chemicals They are saying that there is snow out there, coming at us, a thick white blanket that will wrap up the weekend, seal us in Big Pink, and call for tons of chemicals to clear the streets. Sometimes the prospect of snow is enough to just send me back to bed. We have only had one significant snowfall this year, and I was beginning to think that Spring might arrive without another. It means an early trip to the supermarket, for bread and eggs, and the Class Six Store to ensure that there is enough vodka, a potent chemical in its own right. I was thinking about chemicals and germs a lot over the last few weeks. I took chemicals of all manner to beat down the biological agents that were growing in my body, my conscious mind a helpless pawn in the battle between the wildly growing virus and my white cells. So it came as no surprise, and no coincidence, that I wound up meeting with an Army general who is in charge of Chemical and Biological Defense. There are no coincidences in this town. I had a chance to ask him about the Quadrennial Defense Review, the big four year examination of the Budget, the release of which is causing some great consternation in town. The General is a straight shooter and fellow alumni of the Industrial College . We did the secret hand-shake, and I sighed to think how things work out. He is still doing things, and I am out asking questions about what is going on, hoping to drag a solution out of my briefcase, a sort of Willy Loman in the market of weapons of mass destruction. The General said things were changing in the threat forecast. The half-trillion dollar defense budget is based on the likely need for capabilities, which, no kidding, is in turn based on a four-sector chart, broken into threat blocks that read "Irregular," "Catastrophic," "Traditional, and "Disruptive" in nature. “That is the new term for it?” The General nodded. Secretary Rumsfeld was death on the term “Global War on Terror,” which he said was about as description as having a war on postal delivery- terror is a tactic, not a cause. The key was that OMB had to appear to maintain the glide-slope on deficit reductions, and the strategy is to shift the burden to the Congress on restoring cuts to civil programs, and thus make it complicit if the deficit reduction targets are not met, in view of the mid-year elections. The General waved his hands, “Just politics. None of my business. I have a budget to execute and capabilities to deliver.” “We have to refurbish the labs at Fort Dietrich , which are falling apart. We intend to make the Fort the premier Bio-defense campus in the US Government. I'm going to fund improved methodologies for detection, and modeling and simulation against things like Avian Flu.” “So that is a priority in Defense?” “Yep. It all amounts to the same thing. Response to chemicals is a health issue.” “Like improvised explosive devices is a health issue?” “You bet. Explosives are just another kind of chemical.” “That is incredible. You guys are into everything.” “Well, you should see the interagency. I was meeting with the Postal Service, and they take this very seriously.” “How do you mean?” “Well,” said the General. “The Post Office is the only Agency, aside from the Senate, that has actually suffered a biological attack.” I smiled grimly. “Have you had the flu yet this year, General?” Copyright 2006 Vic Socotra www.vicsocotra.comClose Window |