Life and Island Times – May 21, 2016

Wanna Get Laid?

If you are an island female, all you must do is leave the house. You will likely get picked up on your way to the bar.

All that nonsense about face paint and trendy clothes is lost on the heterosexual island male. Just say “Yes.”

Marlow has had multiple opportunities over the years to speak with a multitude of island musicians. They laugh and advise they can have whomever they want from the pool of those who want them. This makes them rather like females, in that

they do the choosing.

Consequently, the musicians are very confident with females. If you get on stage and you can play an instrument or sing a song, you will get laid.

The next issue is the ratio of your talent and your looks which determine the quality from which you get you get to pick; however, there will always be someone!

If you are male and not an entertainer, you will be celibate unless you know some tricks – like being extremely rich. Minimally helpful suggestions from these musicians: offer to buy her something. They also contend that it is very important that

you don’t talk too much, but do ask questions, and tell her she’s interesting. Yes, it’s time consuming for the average male.

A longer term solution is to learn how to play an instrument and get on stage.

On a biological level, what is happening is the transmission of good vibes which gets everyone’s peptides ablaze. This misunderstood transaction of energy is a known factor in the world of psychiatry where the patient becomes besotted with the

doctor. It is called transference. Yes, the phenomenon even has a name.

So, my most excellent dudes, it is worth a try. Buy yourself a guitar and wear it for an accessory and see if this advice is correct.

NYC’s Times Square dude says it is 100% guaranteed

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