Year: 2014

The Micheline Guide to Birdfarms: Coral Maru and Sorry Sarah

I got one in the inbound this morning that caused me to sit up straight and sputter in my coffee. I was hung over- I don’t know what happened with the Happy Hour White on Tuesday, but I got a vague case of dyspepsia, and came home early. It was the Lovely Jamie’s last trip […]

Are You Ready (For the Country?)

Boats wrote me this morning to beat me up, saying: “I am a bit bewildered by your basic attitude towards pasturage. You’re paying thousands for, and hundreds in maintenance coasts for basically a mechanical small sheep or goat herd.” “To the non-urban mind, pasturage is not a big lawn, but a productive asset.” “You can […]

What the Doctor Ordered

(Whatever was happening here- possibly the departure of Famous Bomber Pilot Dick and his entourage from West Webster, NY- apparently left Grandma cold. There are many many better pictures, but this one is a study in ambiguity. Left to right, Rocky, Dick, Burr, Marshall, Grandma, Jim, Vic, Rhoda, Betty and Ted. Check the car. Dick […]

Fair Winds

(“First Flight” Painting by artist Bill Northup courtesy the F8 Crusader Association.) I am waking this Cinco de Mayo at the Farm. I was scanning slides last night, half watching the television and half lost in a reverie. I like the soft pace of a Sunday night here, and the human-scale problems of attempting to […]

A Day at the Races

I missed the last two editions (87th and 88th) of the Virginia Gold Cup, the celebrated steeplechase held at Great Meadow near the village of The Plains in the piedmont horse country. I had my reasons. Two years ago I was up in Michigan, trying to clear out my parent’s house in preparation for its […]

The Michelin Guide to Bird Farms

(USS Gerald R. Ford in an artist’s rendering. Cool ship. Image courtesy Popular Mechanics). I have been watching the slow progress on the construction of the Navy’s newest aircraft carrier with a great deal of professional interest. There are some amazing technical innovations being incorporated into the design of the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) […]

Electrified

(This is an example of the White Cloud Cirrus III electronic cigarette. I have tried several versions, and this may be the best I have experienced. Photo White Cloud.) The skies are blue, temperatures are up, and life (outside the hermetic seal of the Beltway) appears to be well worth living. This is, by way […]

Crumbling Bricks and Brittle Sticks

(The Director and Deputy Director of a major suburban combat support agency who have elected to retire this fall.) “I have been to this movie before,” I declared firmly and put down my glass of happy hour white a little harder than normal for emphasis. “We completely screwed ourselves.” “What are you raving about now?” […]

Rain, Rain

Today – Rain with a few thunderstorms – some locally heavy downpours are possible, especially during the afternoon hours. High 71 °F (21.7 °C). Winds SE at 10 to 20 mph. 1 to 2 inches of rain expected. Tonight – Showers and thunderstorms likely. A few storms may be severe. Low 66 °F (18.9 °C). […]

Phi-Esta

I thought it was sort of cute when I first read about it, but thankfully I caught myself. It is Dartmouth, after all, one of the bastions of academic integrity and expensive enough to be smug about it. Still, the wanton act of naked micro-aggression could not go unpunished. Meaning no disparagement of those who […]