Life and Island Times July 10 2016 – Drinking with Jesus

This one is from 2011.

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I found myself half wasted at the Parrot late one night

I was drinking heavily with Jesus

Talking about my crap life

Tell me, tell me Jesus

Tell me, tell me more

Why am I not happy?

Why am I not rich?

Why does no one love me?

Why’s life such a bitch?

Jesus looked at me kinda weird

I saw tears in his eyes

Cracking jokes, laughing through his beard

Taking pulls from a bottle of cheap red wine

Jesus and I had shots of tequila

Then we had some low down whiskey on the rocks

Then we started dancing like two maniacs

Then he said to me:

“You are a drunk”

Yeah, that stunk

“You are a loser”

Yeah, I’m a boozer

“At least you don’t do Anheuser”

Yeah, I’m no compromiser

Tell me, tell me Jesus

Tell me, tell me more

Why am I not happy?

Why am I not rich?

Why does no one love me?

Why’s life such a bitch?

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