Leaks The rains were horrendous rains yesterday. The moisture the News had been warning us about finally arrived Sunday morning, and dropped sheets of water like the monsoons I remember from Northeast Asia. I liked the monsoon season. I am used to the rain the American Midwest: brusque storms, hurtling from west to east, dump […]

The blonde woman on the other side of the desk was lean as whipcord. She looked like she might be reformed from something, the fat rendered away in some sort of fire. Smoking, certainly, but she also had the complexion of someone who might have spend a long time in dim light, and an expression […]

Box Office It is the summer solstice, time to gather at Stonehenge and celebrate our Druid ancestors and swill some liquor. I once had the chance to spend a youthful solstice in Scandinavia, and ran into the pines with a likely companion to cavort in the light that lasts all night. Goes with the genes, […]

SPY-1 I have never seen the newspapers in Seoul in such a dither. They are concerned with the way the US and the Japanese are reacting to the Taepodong-2 rocket that is on the pad in North Korea. The Southern Koreans appear to be in a deeply delusional state. The press is saying that they […]

Junteenth It was the 19th of June, 1865. The blue waters of the Gulf of Mexico glittered in the brilliant sun. The sand was white as sugar on the barrier island. Major General Gordon Granger, late of the Army of the Cumberland, read General Order #3 to the people of the former Confederate city of […]

The Temple I was reading this week that the fraternal lodge system is falling apart in America. The kind of men that joined them in the past no longer have those sorts of needs. They have computers and high-speed Internet access, Barcaloungers, and a thousand sports channels at home. Our generation does not need to […]

Like Bill Gates, I am considering stepping down from my day-today duties and devoting myself, full-time, to the management of my Foundation. This could be opportunity knocking. I think it is time to make the annoucement. I have helped drive my corporation, one with a storied history, into a desperate embrace with a handsome foreign […]

The Security Mess I was up too late last night. I intended to be good, but in clicking down the dial I happened on a re-run of the 1985 film “The Falcon and the Snowman.” Coke dealer Daulton Lee was played by actor Sean Penn, who wore a bad wig. His drug habit was what […]

I am not completely sure why I got out of bed this morning. The weekly meeting yesterday was surreal, the heavy fall of the second boot. After all our little reports around the table, the account of our strivings and connivings, the Boss made the announcement that the office as we knew it was going […]

Knights of God The Council of Holy Warriors, a shell organization fronted by Sunni Iraqis to cover foreign participation in the Iraqi insurgency, has announced on its website the selection of the new CEO of Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, RIP, has been replaced by a fellow named Abu Hamza al-Muhajir. No picture […]