Author’s Note: While I’m thinking about the change March’s coming will soon bring to the Empire, this is for Vlad and his hommies.

Drink and hip hop it up, boys.

-Marlow

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Well, Vald was dancing at Moscow club one Friday night
And that nightclub bar was a little too uptight
Yeah, Vlad was dancing all alone, never self-conscious
When some punks came up and said
“For dancing, come with us,” and soon

He was dancing in a Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo
He was dancing in a Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed

Well, his troops hopping and jumping in bad Ukrainian bar
In the free fire zone
Not dancing with their friends
Just dancing cold, wet, and alone

Well, Moscow bars, things’re always alright
But in Ukrainian bars, things were Friday no-paycheck night
Well, Moscow bars, things’re always alright
But in Ukrainian bars, things were Friday no-paycheck night

Well, troops not liking dancing in these Ukrainian bars
Way far away from their hometown
Not liking the scene
Or hanging around

Well, at Moscow bar, things were stop and stare
But in Ukrainian bar, things were open warfare
Moscow bar, things were stop and stare
In Ukrainian bar, things were shoot the Russian bear

Troops not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo
Troops not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed

In Moscow bar, folks were drinking sips
But in this bar, they’re emptying clips
In Moscow bar, folks were drinking sips
But in this bar, they’re emptying clips

Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo
Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed

Well in Moscow bar, things were okay
But in Ukrainian bar, things were “You die today”
Well in Moscow bar, things were okay
But in Ukrainian bar, things were “You die today”

Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo
Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed

Well in Moscow bar, things were controlled
But in Ukrainian bar, thngs’re free fire zone rock ‘n’ roll
Well in Moscow bar, things were controlled
But in Ukrainian bar, thngs’re free fire zone rock ‘n’ roll

Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo
Not liking dancing in Ukrainian bar, screwed, screwed, screwed​

Screwed, screwed, screwed

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