Author’s note: Given the multiple “modern day presidential” tweetapaloozas we have been recently gifted with, today’s piece wrote itself. With deepest apologies to Styx.

– Marlow

Sittin’ on a White House potty stool
Tweetin’ like a damn fool
Got the three AM Twitter blues
I’ve given up hope for these Republican dopes
Senate votes’re only fifty-two!
Some folks wonder if I’m crazy
Pelosi says she sure I’m not sane at all!

So tired of things Russian
I’ve got too much to do and no time to do it
So tired my bills are losing
At night there’s nothing to do and all night to do it
Well I’d go out cruising, but DC’s got no place
To go at night, Secret Service got cameras everywhere
Fake news has already labeled me a criminal
The Dems wonder why I’m not in jail

Does anyone wonder why I twitter away all the time on my hands
Some say I’m tweeting away America’s sanity
I’ve got too much time on my hands
Why is it so hard to believe Obamacare’s a calamity
Country’s got no coverage left on its insurance plans
Healthcare clock’s ticking away, ticking away for the country
It’s hard to believe I won electorally

Now I’m a reality TV genius
I can solve America’s problems
Just by saying you’re fired – yeah!
I got millions of fans and the fun never ends-
That’s cause I’m never apologizin’!
Ain’t it great I’m the president
Just wish the Dems were null and void

I’ve got too much time on my hands
and I’m tweetin’ it away, tweetin’ away for you and me
(Too much time on my hands)
I’m tweet tweet tweet tweet tweetin’ away
(Too much time on my hands)
And I don’t know what to do with myself.

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