Because money doesn’t grow on trees, here’s a pitch to my readers to become rich real quick. Invest in PonziCoins. They are based on blockchain software technology that is all the rage. Below is a simple primer on how this works.

Look, PonziCoin’s developers are completely transparent and honest — the above white paper primer has the word “blockchain” on it. It’s a fabulous opportunity that requires four simple steps.

Step 1: Invest
PonziCoins WILL be a top 5-10 market cap coin by end of 2018. Send me Ethereum or Ripple through Western Union or bearer bonds to buy your coins now before it takes off. I use Equifax-grade security, so you can safely start thinking nonstop about the Lambrghinis you’ll soon own.

Step 2: Shill
I recommend shilling PonziCoins heavily to your family and friends like a sociopath. Creating posts on how this coin will 1000x by April on various listservs and social media sites. Making several youtube videos promoting PonziCoin is also encouraged.

Step 3: HODL
Everytime 100 tokens are sold, your coins will double in the price that newcomers can buy in at, but also the price that you can sell the tokens at! So everytime 100 tokens are sold, your PonziCoins’ value doubles! HODL (Hold On for Dear Life) and watch it soar. If you do somehow lose money, it’s because of sell walls and whales trying to accumulate them, so don’t play into their hands.

Step 4: Profit
If you’re allergic to making more money and want to cash out to buy pizza/drugs/luxury cars, sell your coins back to me via a special email address that will be provided separately. You will receive Ethereum in return. If you’ve HODLed for long enough and shilled hard enough that enough people have bought in afterwards, your gains will be through the roof.

I am only partially making the above up. There was an actual PonziCoin website offering these bogus coins for sale briefly in 2014. That fraudster took in $7000 before walking off. https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ponzicoin/

Then a west coast software guy opened up a second website as a joke meme that actually took off. After this jokester received $25,000 in real crypto currency via secure digital means he shut it down yesterday. He announced no plans regarding sell backs or refunds.

Yet another proof that there will always be greater fools out there.

Caveat emptor.

Copyright Marlow 2018
www.vicsocotra.com